What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 00:27

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
What do porn stars do when they get old?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
What’s a historical event you wish more people talked about?
Just Forget it!
No way
Thumbs down again.
How is cultural invasion being carried out by Bollywood?
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Why does a straight man like anal penetration?
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Have you ever been forced to dress like a girl?
No go.
—
Still no good
How do great movie moments influence how people handle real-life moral dilemmas?
Then came..
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
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